"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", The Beatles. Quote, "I just bought this CD, and I don't see what all the hype is about. My teacher always talks about the Beatles, but they have no lyrical skills.
"My cousin Rodney is a better songwriter than these clowns. I think they should remix these songs with 50 Cent or Snoop . . . then they'd really get some fans behind them." (This one seems like it's either trolling, or just a joke.)
"Led Zeppelin 1", Led Zeppelin. Quote, "Good God, this album blows. It fails to ever produce even one memorable track. Don't get me wrong, it produces memorable moments and riffs, but never a track that doesn't derail.
"They may start off great, but then they fall apart into some stupid psychedelic interlude, where there's neither a beat nor a key. There's just . . . for a lack of a better word . . . noise."
What?? Here's more ridiculously bad reviews!