The "Weird Renaissance Boob Holder"
You'd think having cleavage would be enough to get you lots of attention at a renaissance fair. For even more of a guarantee, you've got to check out a product that just sold on Etsy.com. It's called the "Weird Renaissance Boob Holder," and makes it look like two tiny hands are reaching out of your cleavage and grabbing your breasts. Unfortunately, it was hand-made and one of a kind so it sold for $16.95 plus $5.25 for shipping. With the attention it's getting, you can expect more to be available soon.
I need this! :)