Police in Long Island raided a house yesterday, and arrested eight people in a prostitution and heroin ring.  26-year old Steven McDaniel was one of the ringleaders and he'd prepared an awesome handwritten list of ten instructions for pimps. 

#1.)  Alwayz make them need and depend on you so you have power over them.  (Power is control)

#2.)  Make them understand that you don't need them, they need you, and they are replaceable.  Never let them no if you need them deep down inside.   

#3.)  Never let no 1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme. 

#4.)  No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don't trust none of them.  (Like "Scarface".  Who do I trust??  Me that's who . . .)

#5.)  Alwayz stay 2 steps ahead of the game you have them playin .

#6.)  Don't let them no all your plan's, but alwayz try 2 no there's .

#7.)  Make sure you own there mind's, body's, and soul's.  (N test it out every often 2 make sure) 

#8.)  Keep your bi on the low as possible when it comes to family and hater's.  (Cause you can't trust none of them)  

#9.)  Alwayz try 2 no whatz goin on.  (Make them tell on each other.)

#10.)  Give respect when respect's due.  (Follow these rule's and you should b gucci.) 

Haha! So insighful isn't it?