If you're not happy with your sex life, it could be because you're having it on the WRONG DAY of the week.

--The day you should have sex is TODAY.  Researchers found that your sex hormones are at their peak level on Thursday mornings.  Here are the best days to do other activities: 

 --You should EAT OUT at a restaurant on TUESDAY because they get their shipments of fresh food at the start of the week. 

 --Get MARRIED on FRIDAY.  You can cut expenses in half by avoiding Saturday.

 --End your eBay auction on SUNDAY.  That's the day that items sell for their highest price.

 --Ask for a raise on WEDNESDAY.  Managers say they're most generous that day.

 --Quit smoking on FRIDAY.  Your willpower is highest on the weekend.

 (The Sun)