A liquor company in Germany has just started selling a new limited-edition line of whiskey, vodka, and rum that's POURED down a NAKED MODEL'S BREASTS before it's bottled.  The bottles sell for $150 to $180, but can't be shipped to the U.S.  So to find out if bare breasts make liquor taste better, you'll just have to make it on your own? So ridiculous!!

(--Here's the G-Spirits website.  The good news:  They actually have photos of the models pouring liquor on themselves.  The bad news:  That makes it NOT SAFE TO OPEN AT WORK . . .unless your work is into that kind of thing.)