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"Hello my name is Sharon and I'm addicted to Doritos." (all) "hiiii Sharonnnn." 

As I write this there is a bag of Chili Cheese Lime Doritos 3 feet behind me, calling my name... you know, like the devil would.  Mind you I think that the devil would come in the form of the Sweet Chili Heat variety... which I also love.  I don't know when my weakness developed, but these tri-sided pieces of snack delight have me somewhat convinced that they aren't junk food.  I mean how could they be with the 'made of corn' quality and the cheese association, we all need dairy in our lives, right?!  (uhh...unless we're lactose intolerant, which I am not... "phew" said the junkie) and what about the spices??  Lovely spices... aren't they a cleanser?? Furthermore, to drive my truth home, it is indicated right on the bag that there is "0 of trans fat," so there you go; we've got the dietary basics covered... and stained fingers... yes during my tirade the bag that WAS unopened 3 feet behind me is now a delicious memory of my committment to a well balanced diet.  See you at the next meeting.