The Washington Capitals were big winners on Tuesday in Florida, beating the Panthers 7-3. Ovechkin getting none of the credit... well maybe some, since they had to play harder without him. Last night was the first of the two game suspension for a hit he delivered to Blackhawks' Brian Campbell last weekend. Campbell's out for a couple of months from the injuries sustained in this hit. Check it out!
So, I mentioned this morning that James McCartney, Paul's son.. duh.. is working on an album for release later this year. The younger McCartney is currently touring Scotland, and says that the music for his new album is "inspired by The Beatles.. basically rock 'n roll, clean sounding, heartfelt and vocal."
I just thought that if Paul McCartney were to color his hair (...a little lighter than he already does... heh heh) that he would look a lot like his son. See for yourself.
Great day indeed. =) We talked about 'chick rockers' on the Electric Lunch Hour in honour of the day. I found some sound advice from one of those rockers. It's Chrissie Hynde's advice for future chick rockers. She should've called it "Hynde Sight" but I digress.. Overall, it seems like some good advice for a rockin' attitude, so something for everyone. =)
We've all been enjoying the effects of Olympic fever. It's great to be able to support the athletes, and cheer them on from our homes or favourite watering hole. That great unifying feeling, as we wear our Canada hoodiesm long-sleeved t's or red Olympic mitts.
It's also fun to check on the latest winners to check on the daily winners on the official site. My curiosity is then peaked daily, as the head shots of the athletes are a combination of 'photo from the booth at the mall' and mug shot. Click HERE to see what I mean. Go Canada go!!
The Who rocked it during the half-time show at the Super Bowl on Sunday! Our annual reminder that age doesn't factor into what makes for rockin' entertainment. And, yes they did get to all the CSI theme songs. =) Check it out!
As we get set for the big show in the NFL, it's fun to look back on the winning team from January of '86. The Chicago Bears beat the New England Patriots 46-10 for their first win since 1963, and leading up to Super Bowl they put their groove on the line and raised money for charity. A team bonding experience that we all benefit from... =)
Guns N' Roses were big winners at the American Music Awards back in 1990. We were all winners that night for watching the party brought on stage, and watching the rockers have no real concern for not being allowed to swear on tv. Not like we'd never heard the words before, but it's funny how watching it happen makes us feel like kids and that they're gonna get grounded or something for using bad language. =) A moment in rock.. here's how it *$#!%'n happened. =o
Back in 1990, John McEnroe was tossed from a tennis match at the Australian Open for his behaviour. It was the first time since 1963 that someone was from a Grand Slam Tournament for misconduct. He's never had a problem with keeping his feelings bottled up... check out the video from that decisive moment.
A heavy question, I know. Happy Days debuted on this day back in '74, and for the most part we got our weekly dose of cool through this tough guy in a wind-breaker. The Fonz would develop into a leather jacket AND a central character on the show, and part of our life. On our lunch boxes, pencil cases, t-shirts etc. He was an idol, a role model who taught us things; life lessons about friendship, tolerance and being a stand up guy. Sure his "office" was the men's bathroom in a diner. Yes, he was a gang member and ok he usually had a few chicks on the go at once... but he was loyal, and that's cool.
I mentioned on the Electric Lunch Hour that back in 1979 Rush were named Canada's Ambassadors of Music. I found a blog site... more of a rant really. It's a funny read about how these guys thinks that it shouldn't have been Rush but BTO. Check it out HERE. (and be sure to hit the link for the pic that they've included about Rush in kimonos!!) =)
I mentioned that EA Sports would be standing by Tiger Woods. They were quoted as recognizing the split between personal and business, and that they would be going forward with the launch of a new online game called Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online. I also mentioned that Siegfried & Roy officially announced their retirement from playing/entertaining with tigers... but I'm sure you came here for the link for a trial for the game, so here ya go! Click Sharon Hyland's blog | read more
It's important to know what we're up against heading into the Olympics. We'll support all the athletes in sports we may not be familiar with, along with those that we are. So, as far as men's hockey goes (obviously one of the familiar), I found a pic of the fearless leaders of the U-S team. Thanks to Yzerman, Babcock, even Lemaire, Hitchcock and Ruff, we seem to have a younger edge behind the Canadian bench, while the U.S. seem to have... jowls. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. or them. =) See for yourself.
The roster of the Canadian Olympic Men's Hockey team for the 2010 Winter Games was confirmed earlier today. It seems that Steve Yzerman combined youth and experience to work the games this time around, and drew quite a bit from Sharks' and Ducks' pools to do so. Click HERE to see the full list.
Actually, this will satisfy not only the sports fan, but also those who appreciate decorative plates. (I'm sure you've got a lot of those...) This is a classy way to highlight the extracurricular efforts of the Athlete of the Decade, Tiger Woods. =/
Here's a flashback for ya... The Carol Burnett Show was funny and fun to watch. It seemed that the cast were often challenged to keep it together during their live taping, and they often couldn't do it. Tim Conway seemed to be the best at getting them to crack, all the while keeping a straight face.
Not in a 'sweatin' to the oldies' kinda way, but in a way to do some good. Yes, after following all the demos and off-ice training your game may benefit, but 100% of the profits from the sale of this new dvd will benefit The Gift of Life Foundation to help kids with heart disease. Great gift idea too, and it's in stores tomorrow. Click HERE to see the trailer.
Okay it's a Christmas-y flashback, but fun just the same. =) It's kinda hard to believe that this song and video are 25 years old. It's weird to remember something that long ago, but I totally remember going to a record store (a what??) downtown on a Saturday afternoon with my friends and buying "Do They Know It's Christmas" with the song on one side, and the artists' messages on the b-side. Remember?? The chart on the back cover indicating who everybody was?? Fun!! It's a modern holiday music staple, and still gives me a chill when I hear it - takes me right back. =) Enjoy!
The former baseball slugger says that the reason his skin has been affected or lightened is because of a cream he's been using. Probably not the same cream that his wife uses... you know the kind we get emails about... for bigger things...
Here's a couple of 'before and after' shots...
...a definite difference. I don't have a before and after of his wife... but you probably don't want one anyway. =)
Out of all the teams in the NHL, there are (at least) five that have their names written on their jerseys. No scary animal, symbol or bird to ward off opponents, and only a few whose logos speak for themselves... Habs and Boston... but others that have to spell it out. Do you know what the five are??
A-Rod and his teammates will have to step it up a bit if they want their win in game 6 tonight. Peaking into his personal cheering section, here's a pic of the Yankees' third baseman's girl and her baseball-fan-father-figure.
And for those jonesing for a new episode of Glee... you know you like it, and it'll be back next week... here's the cast singing the American national anthem from Game 4 of the World Series on Saturday night.
I was at a dinner party the other night, trying to explain this commercial that I saw. Saying things like, "have you seen the commercial... with the smiley faces? ...The one where the smiley faces are made out of different things??" All I got were 'oh, she drank her wine to fast' looks. HOWEVER, I have since found the link to that ad, and would like to share my joy in saying, "HA! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Is that too much? (Get me my wine!!) =D Check it out!
Word is that there will be a DVD available for the millions of us who didn't get to see the celebrations live. All the fun artistic combos and musical match-ups. Until then... check out some of the photos HERE!
Phillies' pitcher Cliff Lee caught a couple of good ones last night, and without missing a beat. He said after the game that he doesn't get nervous. He figures that he's done all the hard work, so he can have fun now. He wasn't being cocky about it either, just a great attitude.
Phillies and Yankees are playing again tonight in New York. Here are a couple of cool catches he made last night in Game 1 of the World Series.
Today was the day that the Boston Red Sox would shake off the "Curse of the Bambino." Boston beat St. Louis in game 4 of the World Series in 2004, and the curse would be reversed. I gave a sample of what you'd hear at a Red Sox home game on the Electric Lunch Hour, and if you wanna see a groovy Neil Diamond sing the full version of "Sweet Caroline," or if you wanna check out how it would feel at Fenway, here ya go (and don't let your co-workers judge you for singing along... and knowing all the words.) =)
The New York Yankees won the ALCS with a game six win last night at home last night. The Angels just couldn't get it right. Sure, they had some moments, but some of those moments featured an over-throw from the pitcher to first, and another where their first baseman missed a routine catch. A little frustrating to watch, but the big time awaits. World Series starts Wednesday with the first two games in New York against the Phillies.
I found this cool action shot from the game last night.. kinda proof that the Angels did try. =)
Phillies and Panthers played on Saturday night. Phillies won 5-1, and the Panthers' 1 was put in by left-winger David Booth, who'd later spend some time in hospital after a didn't-see-it-coming shoulder-to-the-head check from Phillies' Mike Richards. Seemed questionable, but has since been called legal. Wanna see the hit? Check it out HERE!
Here's a chance for you to check out U2's current tour. They'll be streaming a show online from L.A., so it'll be a late web experience for us here... 11:30pm.
I mentioned that it's Dizzy Gillespie's birthday today, may he rest in peace. The trumpeting jazz great worked his facial muscles to grand proportions... as you can see. (interesting to note that this is a similar look that people have when they hear that new Shakira song.) =p
While the race to the World Series continues, it's important to recognize that getting to the big time happens with commitment. Here's proof of how every member of the team can shine.
Nice big win for the Als on Sunday. It was their 13th win this season, and Hamilton kept up for most of it... but the Als took it to win 41-38. Anthony Calvillo sustained a leg injury that took him out, but will find him back at 'er in no time. Adrian McPherson took over where Calvillo left off to lead the Als to victory.
So, a saucer-shaped balloon gets loose in a town in Colorado, and it was thought that a 6 year-old boy was in the balloon. His family couldn't find him, as coverage of the weather balloon floating away near the Rockies happens over hours... was he in there?? Family freaking out, officials like the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and the U.S. Air Force all involved to determine how to help land this thing and save the boy. All for not, as the boy was hiding in the garage at his home. The parents have a patchy history of interesting career manoeuvres, (storm chasers, hip-hop video makers and their time on ABC's Wife Swap) and it is being considered that this could've been a hoax. It really got me missing the Bubble Boy we all got a kick out of...
Yes, the New York Rangers have won six in a row, going for their seventh in Toronto against the Leafs tomorrow. They made an appearance on Letterman, and did the Top Ten List. and just in case you were missing him on Montreal, Chris Higgins is in this clip. =)
Home opener tonight against the Colorado Avalanche. Lots of line-up activity lately, after a not-so-successful trek out west... here we are. I'm posting my reaction to the outcome of the game tonight.
Here's a cute clip that proves the importance of good balance learned at a young age... of course it's up to the parent and coaches to make sure that these little people don't get out of hand and hurt each other on the ice. =) (I'm getting off my soapbox now.) Enjoy!
I heard that Alannah Myles was coming to Montreal to play October 23rd & 24th at a new place I hadn't heard about yet... It's called the KoSa Centre for the Arts, and after some digging I found this article. Check it out here! As far as ticket info goes, according to www.alannahmyles.com tickets are $49.95.
Heading into a long weekend with a gross forecast of cloudy and rainy, here's a list of great movie rentals with a good Thanksgiving feeling to 'em. Make sure that you allow for the time to watch these this weekend, allow for time to get to the video store, then to the dep for snacks, 'cause if you're gonna be parked inside watching movies you gotta make sure to have ample munchies so you don't feel faint during your movie marathon.
So, here ya go, the list of great Thanksgiving movies:
~ Planes, Trains & Automobiles Steve Martin, John Candy
I found this info for This Day In History on the Electric Lunch Hour. It's about the only time a perfect game was pitched in baseball history during post-season. Read on...
Looking for some inspiration hockey fans?? Great speeches usually do the trick. This is a video that made its way to The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and the little star of the show was on her show this week to do the speech again. This is the original video of a boy named Josh who's an undoubted fan of hockey, and the movie Miracle with Kurt Russell as Herb Brooks, the coach of the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team. It should be noted that he's 5 years old, and just learning how to read... so the cue cards are just props. Gotta love attention to detail!
"The Catch" indeed!! His back to the plate, future Hall of Famer Willie Mays during Game 1 of the 1954 World Series helping to secure the win for the New York Giants. (The Giants would sweep the series for the win!)
Foo Fighters frontman and major Lemmy Kilmister fan Dave Grohl recently said that "Lemmy is a living, breathing, drinking and snorting effing legend. No one else comes close." So, in response to that, the Motorhead singer-bass player admitted to a bottle of Jack a day. Any other drugs he "steers clear of talking about it." =o
Let this be your warning... anything in excess is not good.
My fingers are crossed just like everyone else's about getting sick, let alone the mother of new flu's. I read this article from CNN's Dr. Sanjay Gupta and his recent bout with the symptoms and irony. So, yes it would seem that I'm blogging someone's blog. Check it out, click here! ...then wash your hands after you read it. =/
My cousin told me about this video, and I thought you'd like it too! ...if you haven't seen it already, and really even if you have it's worth another look. This might even prove reincarnation. =) Enjoy!
Okay.. I haven't blogged in a while.. sorry 'bout that! I'll try to be better. It should be easy if I continue to find stuff like the following to pass on to you. I was looking to confirm Joe Nieuwendyk's birth date for This Day In History during the Electric Lunch Hour, and went to Wikipedia... this is what I found. (you can stop reading after the date.) =D
>>Joseph "Joe" Nieuwendyk AKA Scot Alan, who in fact picks his boogers!(born September 10, 1966) is the general manager of the Dallas Stars of the National Hockey League (NHL) and a retired Canadian ice hockey player.
Poison were a part of the Tony Awards this past Sunday evening... which sounds like a story in itself, but their music is part of a Broadway musical called Rock Of Ages... anyhoo, at the end of their segment singing "Nothin' But A Good Time" Bret Michaels skipped off, seemingly missed his mark, and the prop for the next segment met Michaels' face. A broken nose and split lip, and his rep says that he is in good spirits.
Check out the video of how it happened during this obviously not-live performance.
We'll see about that. =) Check out this video of a guitar teacher in Santa Rosa, California. He's compiled 100 rock riffs into one montage. It's about as long as "Stairway to Heaven" which is where he starts. If you want the list of the 100 click here and follow along.
Here's an example of why practicing helps. This little boy has become a youtube phenomenon, and was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday. After playing "Crazy Train" he was surprised by a visit from Ozzy. He told the kid to keep practicing, and that maybe he'd have him in his band when he's older. ps Ozzy looked great!
Why do we need to slow down to look at an accident? Is morbid curiosity that much of a driving force in us? Are we bored, or just nosy? There was an accident on the 20 W this morning, that had nothing at all to do with the traffic on the 20 E, but totally jammed it up. While in it I heard traffic reports that suggested that maybe curiosity was the cause of the inbound congestion, but thought 'come on, it's not that interesting.' Anyhoo, as I approached the scene of the accident, then right after it picked up significant speed I realized that curiosity WAS to blame! Really? Nothing else going on in life that might require some of that attention? You know, like GETTING TO WORK ON TIME?? Not to say that work is the end all either, but slowing down to see a car accident?? It's a bit frustrating. It would one thing if we coul've done something to help, but officials were on site and no one was asking us to slow down. I made a point of NOT looking as I passed. I kinda wanted to, but I didn't. What?? I'm human. =) Thanks for letting me rant, and get that off my chest. Drive safely.
Yeah it was last year, but a court date has been set for Jonathan Roy, goaltender for the Quebec Remparts. In a playoff game with Saguenay, a goon match errupted and left us questioning the need for fighting in hockey. I've never been a fan of it, 'cause when you look at it it seems like the game has nothing to do with the blast of testosterone that fuels the scrap. It totally takes away from the game. I'm all for clean checks etc., but fighting is stupid and it appeals to the the lower levels of our behaviour. Anyway, that's my opinion - take it or leave it - check out the video from that QMJHL brawl last year. He's getting some extra attention because of his coach/Dad Patrick, but the incident was pretty big without that. he probably didn't help his case when he tried to get the crowd going after skating over to deliver the pounding to the opposing goalie. Roy's court date is set for July 13th. He has pleaded not guilty.
I missed the hit on Saturday night during the Habs-Kings game at the Bell Centre, but it's costing the Kings' Denis Gauthier 5 games and $56,451.61, money that will go to the Players' Emergency Assistance Fund.
One last kick at the can before calling it quits. The rooftop concert that had the Beatles playing on top of the Apple building for about 45 minutes before police shut them down due to complaints of noise. Here's how the show started...
So... we went to see The Wrestler. First off, we went on a Tuesday, haven't done that in a while. I'm all for a cheaper movie ticket, but what is it with the people who laugh during the serious parts?? Maybe they can't follow along because of all the talking they're doing either to the friend or on the phone!! STAY HOME if you don't want to watch the movie!! Or if you want the popcorn smell while you chat, then stay outside the theatre and talk your face off.
Moving along... the fact that we saw The Wrestler on a Tuesday for a less expensive rate was a redeeming factor. All the hype surrounding this movie set it up for greatness... which it is not. There were many different points in the movie where they could've expanded to make it more cohesive, but didn't; leaving us shaking our heads a bit wondering, 'what the hell??' Both Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei have been nominated for their roles, and they did well. I'm just not sure if it was Oscar worthy. Having said that, what is 'Oscar worthy' when this Academy awarded Denzel Washington 'Best Actor' for his role in Training Day? Not exactly what they would've normally considered for their awards, but they didn't award him accordingly for The Hurricane a couple of years earlier.
Paul McCartney has a new album coming out, and he made time to chat about it with Stephen Colbert... they talked about a few other things too. Check it out - it's funny!
The Academy Awards are coming up, so I thought I'd see as many movies as possible beforehand. No reason, really. I just like movies... and the opportunity at the occasional "I told you so" like I'll say when Slumdog Millionaire wins Best Picture. You can agree or disagree with my reviews, and it we'll all be okay. I won't say too much about any of the ones that I see, 'cause I wouldn't want to wreck it for you.
The first review then, shall be for Slumdog Millionaire. I saw it last week. If you haven't seen it, you should. Even it wasn't nominated for anything, it's a good, honest movie. Sometimes that kind of honesty is hard to see, but it doesn't mean that it's not there when we try to look away. The story of a young guy who wins Mumbai's version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and who has to prove that he didn't cheat to do it. I saw some actors from the movie in an interviews, who said that when casting the younger actors, producers weren't looking to match looks as much as they were spirit - well done!!
We talked about how it's the anniversary of Tiny Tim and Miss Vicki on the Electric Lunch today, and how they got married on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Forty million people watched that show; great publicity stunt!! Their union didn't last, but the appeal does... or does it?? You can decide for yourself. Check it out, not the marriage, but a performance from the lovely couple from back in the day.
This is the bulk of the email I received today about an artist who's on tour, and who'll be in Montreal Thursday (December 18th). Read it, and check out the video link that I've attached.
A DYING ART FORM - 5 PAINTINGS, 5 CITIES, in 5 DAYS (in montreal December 18th!) @161 LAURIER AVE/ TIM HORTONS)
45 DAY WINDOW PAINTING MARATHON (PRESS RELEASE)
Adam Buller "THE WINDOW PAINTER" has been painting windows all around southern ontario for the 2008 Christmas/winter season. He is regarded by many as the best in his field. Mr. Buller (accompanied by internationally recognized caricature artist Sam Gorrie) will be ending his 2008 tour by painting 5 paintings for charity, in 5 major cities, in 5 days (HAMILTON, TORONTO, OTTAWA, MONTREAL, & BUFFALO. . . Dec 14th - 19th). All proceeds will be going to PROJECT SHARE!
We talked about a couple of Gibbonses celebrating their birthday on The Electric Lunch Hour. Not exactly separated at birth, but it's nice to see them together on their birthday. Here's Billy and Jim... Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top, and Jim Gibbons Governor of Nevada.
It's nice to make the Honor Roll, isn't it? September was a pretty good month for the Alouettes as a team, and a couple of 'em have been recognized. Congratulations to Anthony Calvillo and Ben Cahoon! Check it out...
Toronto, ON (Sports Network) - Montreal teammates Anthony Calvillo and Ben Cahoon, B.C.'s Cam Wake and Toronto's Dominique Dorsey were named CFL Players of the Month for September.
Calvillo, the Als' veteran quarterback, completed 116-of-166 passes with an average of 345 yards per game and tallied 10 touchdowns to only four interceptions in September to garner offensive honors. His slick passing led Montreal to a 3-1 record in the month.
This is Toronto Symphony Orchestra during recording sessions for a song that's being brought back to Canadians... a song that most of us could hum if asked... a religion for some... it's considered our second national anthem... what song is it??
John Bonham was 32 when he died. Led Zeppelin was getting ready to tour North America when they lost their friend and one of the greatest rock drummers ever. Check out the two part video proof of that greatness live.
We talked about it being Jim Henson's birthday on September 24th during the Electric Lunch Hour, and it got me thinking about how good Josh Groban did on singing the medley of tv theme songs on the Emmys the other night. INCREDIBLE!! AND there's a Muppet appearance too! Check it out!
Here's another peek back with some vintage Led Zeppelin interview video. It's kinda funny to see that Brits (some, not all) didn't seem ready for Led Zeppelin's success even though it was happening right in front of them... and the world.
Here's some old Led Zeppelin interview footage. (I suppose that it should go without saying that it's "old" what with Plant and Page looking much younger AND the whole Led Zeppelin not being together for almost thirty years.) It's a cool look back just the same. An interesting peek at them finally getting their hometown due; getting to the top of the charts... a spot usually held by The Beatles... gasp!!
Why do people wait for the elevator right outside the door?? And why do they look surprised to see someone inside when the doors open?? But then they also still try to plow right by you to get inside, like there gonna miss their chance at going somewhere. Come on now, you're going to get to work, school, your appointment, or whatever is waiting for you on whatever floor, but let us out first. In a sort of 'out with the old' mentality, you have to empty the box before you put more in to it. That's my deep thought... on elevators and life... for today. =D
Here's the cover of Jack Kerouac's "On The Road." It was a must-read for the post-war Beat Generation... jazz, poetry and experimental drugs. When drugs were pure... don't try it at home... I mean read the book, but don't do drugs.
Today is Lawrence Hilton Jacobs birthday. He played Freddie on a classic show from the 70's, "Welcome Back, Kotter." I found a montage to take you back...
We can all enjoy the mild temperatures to ease on the bulking of extra layers of our jackets, and take away some of our shoveling responsibilities, yay! While I am still enjoying the smoking ban in public places, it still looks as ridiculous as ever to see a huddle of people puffin' away. Yeah, yeah it's an addiction, I know... I am the dreaded EX-SMOKER!! =o You know, the one who asks you why you smoke because it's so stupid? That's me.
When I got to work the other day, there were three people having a smoke outside our building here on Fort. I work with these three, and greeted them as I got closer. After wishing them a Happy New Year, and getting my wish back, I quickly added that I would've thought they would've quit smoking as their New Year's resolution. Their original smiles dwindled, and as I walked on I said, "Happy thoughts..." Yes, bitchy for sure, and I felt a bit badly until I spoke to our morning security guard. I asked him if he smokes, and told him about the bitchy-Sharon my co-workers had just encountered. He told me no, that he had never smoked in his life. He told me this in his whispered delivery; he has polyps in his throat that have taken his voice away for now. He told me that second hand smoke has been the cause of his condition. Suddenly, I didn't feel as badly about my earlier comments to my co-workers, and was assured that my ex-smoker tendencies to call out current smokers were all good. Hey, if you can't quit for yourself do it for the rest of us who want to make the most of what we've got.
It appears to me that I'm blogging a bit more than usual lately; it can be a great release. September 11th. Today is one of those historical days where we can all quickly recall where we were, or what we were doing when the terrorist attacks happened back in 2001. I think I blogged about it on this day last year. Anyway, today I mentioned it on the air; I wanted to give it some attention, and still keep the listening day light. In doing so, however I made a mistake and said "...five years ago" instead of six. I know that I made this mistake, because someone called to tell me. Some people recognize human error when they spot it, while others can be keenly aware of these mistakes, and then are quick to point them out as if it were done on purpose. That was the vibe I got on the phone today.
So, not the kind of Brit that requires an accent, just a reaction to the "comeback." I like the MTV Awards because the artists show up, and it looks like everyone is having fun. I don't know why MTV Canada doesn't carry the show on show night... They had a pre-show stuff, and were advertising the post-show breakdown for the next night, but didn't carry the show while it aired. What is the point of that channel??!!
Elsewhere, I'm tiring of the Britney watch we've been forced into over the last couple of years. Really, WHO CARES?? It boils down to a whole set up to fail procedure of creating uncomfortable scenarios for her, that are followed by instinctive reactions, and then typical twentysomething behaviour that combined with all the 'holding the baby while driving' pics and unflattering butt shots that frequent the internet and run as top stories on Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood (don't get me started on those once-entertaining-now-tabloid-'we knew about her downward spiral first and told you' shows - if their personal lives are that troubled, don't talk about them, help them!), make a no win situation for her.
"Hello my name is Sharon and I'm addicted to Doritos." (all) "hiiii Sharonnnn."
As I write this there is a bag of Chili Cheese Lime Doritos 3 feet behind me, calling my name... you know, like the devil would. Mind you I think that the devil would come in the form of the Sweet Chili Heat variety... which I also love. I don't know when my weakness developed, but these tri-sided pieces of snack delight have me somewhat convinced that they aren't junk food. I mean how could they be with the 'made of corn' quality and the cheese association, we all need dairy in our lives, right?! (uhh...unless we're lactose intolerant, which I am not... "phew" said the junkie) and what about the spices?? Lovely spices... aren't they a cleanser?? Furthermore, to drive my truth home, it is indicated right on the bag that there is "0 of trans fat," so there you go; we've got the dietary basics covered... and stained fingers... yes during my tirade the bag that WAS unopened 3 feet behind me is now a delicious memory of my committment to a well balanced diet. See you at the next meeting.
So with the sunshine and nicer weather come the bicycles, and yahoo for anyone making the most of our too-short summer season. It's all shapes and sizes on wheels... and one official language. All the signals that indicate what the cyclist is doing, or going to do. Quite a bit more than the tap on a flicker to indicate changing lanes that licensed drivers learned how to do in driver's ed, but rarely put into practice... but I digress. (I'm good at digressing...)
Now, if you're on a bike you should know a few of these signals. There's the 'bent arm' that says 'Ill be turning soon.' There's the 'arm sticking out' that says 'I'll be turning soon, just in the opposite direction.' And so many more that are unfamiliar to me. I was a couple of cars away from a cyclist on Sherbrooke in Westmount the other day... during rush hour... busy times. Anyway, this fellow's signals seemed more like gestures. Like his arm-down-hand-open move that said, 'I will be going that way, don't rush me.' His bent arm gesture seemed to say, 'how 'bout these pipes?' (but it was windy so I may have heard that one wrong.) Finally, there was the one not exclusive to the cycling world. I guess after all his signaling he was feeling rushed, and his pipes didn't impress anybody else, so he shot off his one-finger salute to the guy in the car who turned seemingly at the last minute. I'd bet he knew all along that he'd turn just didn't have the time or muscle to use his flicker.
Far be it for me to complain about progress... (hmmm... look at how smart I look starting with "far be it"! Hope I can keep it up...) but I've got a problem. The other day I noticed a pain in my shoulder (and by 'noticed' I mean complained). I thought it was from something I did at the gym... you know trying to do too much... (yup I wrote that with a straight face) anyhoo... I've discovered that it was not my tremendous workout after all. After the continuing series of full body slams into the women's bathroom door here at work, I now know that I can lay blame on the newly installed door knob.
I mentioned this on the air the other day, and I am no further along with my understanding, or lack thereof (you always seem smarter when you use words like 'thereof'...) about why all the Liberal candidates poster board photos have them touching their face. I thought maybe it was a coincidence that two had the portrait studio pose goin' on, but noooooo... they all have them. Like someone said, "hey, wouldn't it be good if we all got together and made a fake fist to demonstrate..." ....See?? What could that demonstrate?? Most of the body language info indicates that touching your face means that you're hiding something, and I can't imagine any political party wanting to 'fess up on that. (you can also seem smarter when you abbreviate words, like 'fess up; it gives the impression that you lived in the olden days when people wore suspenders because they had to, and if there was any 'fessin' up goin' on it was because people knew the difference between right and wrong, and the responsibility that went with it.) Kinda like it's the wrong idea to have people touching their faces in photos if they want others to believe what they're telling them. Bottom line? Don't judge a book by its cover. Proof? The PQ candidate in one of the West Island ridings looks like he hasn't had his first shave; do I vote for a teenager?? The line after the bottom line? A picture is worth a thousand words, OR maybe some people don't have a lot of facial hair? Hey... don't forget to vote. =)
It's no wonder why I'm a bit sore today. My action-packed weekend included a birthday party for my friend Alana on Saturday afternoon at Fort Angrignon where we split into teams and competed for points in a bunch of challenges; some required protective head wear and knee pads 'cause of the crawling and climbing. It was totally fun!! Alana sent a thank you today and described it perfectly by saying, "what a way to celebrate being 40... by acting 12." Interesting note... bruised knees on a not-yet-40 year old are a) not pretty and b) an easy set up for off-color, wink-wink, nudge-nudge kind of jokes... made immediately by this not-yet-40 year old. =)
Why is Donald Trump talkin' smack about anyone with that awful hair-hat that he wears?!! He can have words, or disagree with anyone, but how old are you when you finally get past playing the 'you're fat' card? Even kindergarten kids are saying, 'come on!'
As a side note, has his show lost some cred with the absence of George and Carolyn? Who's going to care about what his kids have to say about their performance on The Apprentice? Maybe it's in keeping with the pre-school logic of 'I'm gonna tell my dad y'know!'
This past October I crossed the ten year line of working on CHOM. I love that I get to do this everyday, and wanted to thank everybody for letting me. Happy 2007!
I saw Aerosmith and Motley Crue at the Bell Centre last night; a kick a$$ show for sure. Aerosmith have long been in the category of Rock Gods who could never play all that everyone wants to hear - there's not enough time in an evening. Still, they rocked!! Motley Crue played all the hits and more, and didn't seem to do it. I don't think their hearts are in it... at least it didn't feel that way last night.
I am in the age group that remembers when Motley Crue were new, with those who remember the debauchery, the chicks, sex, drugs and rock & roll attitude as an integral part of what the Crue did. Never taking it too seriously, all part of the package. Not that much has changed which is fine, it just seems to me that they are using the cliches as crutches. Rock without heart is just going through the motions. So three or four songs in, when Nikki blasts the crowd for "sitting down during a f**king Motley Crue show" whose fault is it?
How 'bout not flashing the same, now relatively boring, images of skulls, gritty scenes and chick-on-chick action on the monitors, and showing the band in action? Is the video feed part of the crutch? I will admit that because I am in the aforementioned age group I can't see as well anymore and would like to see the band rockin' out. lol!!
Anyway, can't change what's happened, I hope they find their heart again. Until then, Aerosmith gave it their all, and totally left us wanting more. That's the sweet emotion. =) It didn't hurt that their mid-50's abs were in fine form!!
...so why not use this opportunity to bitch about a couple of things? =) I am worried about the state of our youth. It seems that no one taught them how to make change without using the cash register, nor did anyone teach them how to hand back the change properly. Here's the lesson: it should go coins, then bills. Not coins balanced on the bills that you end up crumpling to avoid dropping it. One then the other = simple.
Next... I bought socks the other day, riveting, I know... anyway I wanted to get some little ankle socks since they stopped making the ones I like. (which is a whole other whiney blog - why do companies do that??) I thought I'd found some, and despite the sizing on the package, I was optimistic. After washing them, I've lost my optimism; they don't fit! Now I can't get the sizing out of my head; 4-10. I thought that by being in the middle that it could work, but no. How could socks that fit the smaller size fit the bigger, and vice versa?? Couldn't they narrow down the size window just a touch? 4-10 is like leprachauns and giants... no, that's inaccurate, 'cause either of those fine citizens could have surprisingly sized feet. So much to think about... Why are leprachauns always so dressed up, and giants not so much? Top hat and nice coat... the leprachaun is ready for any occasion. The giant... dusty apparel, and a slouch. Is his bad posture an effect of the wardrobe? Does he just lack confidence? We have a lot ot learn... uuhhhh... I've gone off track... in closing, it is obvious that I have not found my replacement socks. Tomorrow's another day.
I caught a bit of the televised press conference held in the Rose Garden at the White House earlier today, and noted a few things... I wondered when he repeated "this is what the American people want" a few times, if that was a way of making it seem like he was aligned with the people. Isn't he still maintaining the lowest approval rating?
Anyhoo, at one point George Dubya said that no one had ever accused him of having a sophisticated vocabulary... true indeed, but it would've been funnier if he had mispronounced it as vocha-bewlery.... but he obviously wasn't going for funny. Incidentally, that he still mispronounces nuclear, by saying nucular, isn't funny either. However, that he shrugs his shoulders with that 'how should I know?' nervous chuckle is funny. Funny in that 'uh-oh' kinda way.
Here's a final thought for the day... shouldn't something called All Bran consist solely of bran? Not the case with those All Bran bars. The ingredient paragraph indicates quite succinctly that there's much more to it. Maybe "Some Bran" isn't as commanding a name. Now I'm thinking that after this bran chat that this is not going to be the "final thought" after all... gotta go... :o lol!!!
Asking the tough questions... how is it that Wilford Brimley can sell life insurance just as effectively as he can sell oatmeal? It's like an implied wisdom that says, 'you better take care of things, trust me. Now eat your oatmeal.' Or maybe it's the power that comes from the moustache-sweater vest combo. Maybe we'll never know.
I was driving around today... just running some errands, not in circles or anything... and I saw a cloud that looked a lot like Disney's Chicken Little. I thought, 'I have to tell someone!' Then I paused. What I determined from this pause was that the re-tell would make me look like an a$$. Kinda like when you relay a dream to someone; how the vividness of how you were at this party and everyone was there even your high school history teacher who wasn't there for the party but really to collect the assginment you didn't finish, or even know you had to do, and then all of a sudden you're in the chip aisle at Wal-Mart in your bathing suit and slippers unable to find your basket which ended up being in your bathroom which now has a floor made out of water? (probably why I had my bathing suit on, but I digress...) Yes, that vividness that seems logical at the time... not so much when you're halfway through telling it. That cloud really did look like Disney's Chicken Little though.
Courage. Something we pray for, something we draw from, something we hope to find when we need it. When I think back to September 11, 2001 I remember the suspended feeling I carried throughout my time at work; never really knowing what was coming next, and settling in to that feeling of uncertainty.
I remember exhaling when I got off the air that day five years ago, like I hadn't really taken a breath for those hours I spent watching everything unfold. The kind of sigh that brings tears to your eyes.
I will remember many examples of courage from ordinary people thrust into an extraordinary, life-altering situation who continue to find whatever amount of courage necessary for each day since.
Hearts beat and souls live Beyond structures and walls built. Spirits mend and soar again Amid moments ever still.
I actually saw a woman, yes an adult (as in someone who should know better) put something in the garbage outside of WalMart... or should I say that she tried to... you see when it didn't make it into the garbage can, and fell on the ground she looked at it and kept walking. ??? wtf?? Is it really that hard? Maybe she was a one shot kind of gal, or maybe she's just dumb. I'm guessing more the dumb.
You know how sometimes things catch your eye? Like you focus on something odd and out of the blue? Anyway, on my way into to work today, this grasshopper came into my eyeline and I followed it until it landed on my windshield, right in front of my face. I was in a 40 zone, but I still thought this was pretty daredevilish. I was going in and out of focus between the grasshopper and the road... a bit daredevilish on my part too, but amazed that this oddly shaped insect (with no tiny helmet) managed to keep hold even after we (me and the grasshopper) picked up speed on the T-Can. I started rooting for this Evel Knievel of the bug world to make it all the way downtown, but when I saw the little ticket pad I feared he'd nail me for going too fast, even though I'd achieved a good balance of speed and focus on my new hero, and just then he went flying. My focus then went to trying to make sense of the farewell he was undoubtedly shrieking, or squealing, or just tiny yelling. "I think that lady at WalMart is dumb too." Farewell new friend.
So, what is it about hot dogs that are so damn good? Rhetorical question really, especially if you're veg... 'cause I come in peace, hot dog-eating peace. Now with pieces in mind, urban legends have always relayed the idea that only the elbows and noses go into the final product to be steamed or grilled, so how is that good? Is ignorance not only blissful, but tasty too? I'll take my rhetoric toute garnie, svp.
More screams to come... Nuit Blanche at LaRonde is tomorrow, and the screamers are winning their way in with me. Helpful hint to winners and 'coaster riders everywhere... maybe don't have hot dogs before going on the rides. =)
Elsewhere, the hot dog lines at CHOM's Movies In The Park are always long. Folks love 'em. Someone got so enraged at the thought of not getting an additional free hot dog that they threw the one they had at one of our interns. I haven't decided if that's committment to the hot dog or to the stupidity. However, I do know how hard the intern team works, and how little get for it. So, to have to deal with that kind of rudeness is insane, thus rendering the hot dog wielding goofball stupid. My blog, my opinion.
My first blog entry... where to begin? Maybe I could change every verb and adjective to 'blog'... like this: I was bloggin' down the street, and blogged this blog. See, it could be like a special code language, not unlike pig latin. Hub-i fr-ub-ends... 'member Zoom?? Good times.
Okay I probably won't do the verb/adj substitution... mostly because I was lost after hub-i fr-ub-ends back in the day and the secret code was blown when I started talking normal. I never had my Mushmouth-from-Fat Albert-dictionary with me, which might have helped but how would I have looked anything up in that thing?? I mean let's be realistic. =) That said, I will post when it strikes me, and will try to keep it real... I'm just tryin' to keep it real, yo.
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I had a winner on tonight who screamed like he was on The Monster at La Ronde, and while it was a bit higher than you'd expect, it made me laugh and he's off to Nuit Blanche at La Ronde on Friday night. =) Porn Flakes are playing at this overnight party, and I'll have another pair of tickets to give away tomorrow.
