Leafs and Habs ....the next generation

Hey  Folks,

I'm  a  Habs   fan!  Desjardins  is   a  Leafs  fan ( booooooooooo!)  This  is  a  picture  of  our  niece  and  nephew  at  a  Holiday  get together.   

 

Happy Happy !!!

While  it  wasn't  exactly  one  of  Radio's  most  historic  events, it  was  pretty  sweet  welcoming  Chantal Desjardins  to  the CHOM  airwaves  yesterday.  "Dez"  brings   a  lot  of  enthusiasm, wit  and  positive vibes  to  the studio  every morning  between  5:30  and  9AM.  She's  Rock  and  Roll!  Likes  to  give  a  joke  and  take  a  joke  and  it's  a  real  joy  to  work with  her! 

  Now  we  need  a  show  title. Don't  forget  to  log  on  to  chom.com  and  submit  a  title  for  Ted, Pete and  Chantal.  The  payoff could  be  real  sweet.  This  friday,  we're   giving  away  an  all  inclusive  trip  for  two  to  the  Dominican!

Have  a  Happy  healthy  New  Year.  Good  Luck with  the  resolutions....

Skyventure Montreal

 

TIGER JOKES FOR CHRISTMAS

"Tis the season for having laughs at  the  expense  of  Tiger.  Try  out  some  of  these  at  your  next  party....

The LAST MONTH HAS BEEN BAD FOR SPORTS, 

TIGER GOT NAILED WITH TOO MANY WOMEN

AND

SASKATCHEWAN  GOT NAILED WITH TOO MANY MEN.

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1. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She
said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

2.  Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

3. Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on
the driveway

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards........

5. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal?  They've both been
clubbed by a Norwegian.

6. Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

7. Tiger's wife now has her own endorsement with her club of choice - PING!

8. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.

9. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat
Tiger!

 

THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG !

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. Marketing as..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Word that Elin Woods was using a golf club as a "Rescue Club" has been proved to be untrue. It now appears she was actually trying to knock the shit out of a Driver

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about the Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the feline family--his new name?: Cheetah!

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Are  you  a  fan  of  Eric  Clapton  and  Jeff Beck  .   A  beat  the  box  office  is  happening  again  tomorrow  at  7:10.....  Tune  in  for  the  train  wreck ....( two  tracks  played   at  once )  and  you  could  scoop  up   a  pair  of   tickets  to  the  February  22nd   show  at  the  Bell.



Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggghhhhh !!!!!!

NOW THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE!

The  Grey  Cup  game  traditionally  exciting  and   close.  Yesterday's  contest  in  Calgary  will  go  down  as  the  best  ever.  Now.... let's  party!    The  Als  parade  happens  this  Wednesday  starting   at  11;45  on  Crescent  and  Ste-Catharines.  We'll see  you  there!

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Tune  in  at  8:10   every  morning  this  week  for  Pirate Pete's  Perfect Payoff . It's  a  chance  to  fly  out   to  Vegas  on  West Jet  for  3  days  and  4  nights  at the  Treasure  Island  Resort  and  Casino.   At  the  very  least,  you  can  pick  up   $50  to  spend  at  Dagwood  sandwiches!  And  hey,
you  get  to  talk  like  a  pirate  for  a  few  minutes!


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You   have  a  chance  to  beat  the  box  office  for  Eric Clapton/ Jeff Beck.  They're  playing  at  the  Bell  Center on Feb. 22.  Tickets  go  on  sale  this  Saturday,  but you  can  score   them  for  free  with  Ted, Kim  and  Bad Pete  in  the  morning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crossing Borders

A POINT TO PONDER: IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT . IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET: A JOB A DRIVERS LICENSE A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD WELFARE CREDIT CARDS SUBSIDIZED RENT FREE EDUCATION FREE HEALTH CARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE???? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ CAREY PRICE HAS ARRIVED! THE FIRST STAR OF THE GAME LAST NIGHT IN THE HABS WIN OVER COLUMBUS. GOOD TO SEE SERGEI BACK AS WELL. MTL vs PIT TONIGHT. GO HABS GO! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ THE SUN YOUTH FOOD DRIVE IS HAPPENING ON THURSDAY MORNING IN FRONT OF SUN YOUTH ON ST-URBAIN STREET. FLY BY AND BRING WHAT YOU CAN TO REFURBISH THE SUN YOUTH FOOD BANKS. IN ADVANCE, THANKS!

BYE TENDERFLAKE ALLO POULIOT !

Guillaume is gone, Benoit is in. MTL and Minnesota exchange a pair of under-achievers. Thanks for the phone calls to the show this morning. The consensus is the Habs got the upper hand in this trade. Pouliot is 6'3" and 195 lbs., and skates beautifully. Guillaume has the speed of Heinz Ketchup. GO ALS GO! tune by the Butt Show this week at 5:20 PM when Bilal gives out an Als jersey number. At 7;10 the following morning, we'll ask you to tell us the name of Als player who wears the number. Do it and you're qualified to head off to the Grey Cup in Calgary this weekend!!! Now this... TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2009 SCHEDULE January 15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls 22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101 29 vs. CNIB Senior Team February 5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets 12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital 19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls 26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69 March 5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3 12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir 19 vs. Korean War Amputees 26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients

Walking the plank at 50!

Hello There!

Hand  in  Hand  with  the  MTL  tattoo  show  this weekend  at  Windsor  station,  I  am  biting  the  bullet  and  taking  the  needle.  I  swear  this  has nothing  to  do  with  the  fact  that  I'm  celebrating my  50th  birthday this  Labour day weekend!  
Join us  this  Friday morning for  some  laughter  and  mild  screaming when  tattoo  artist  Guy Hains inks  me  on  the  air!   The  flesh-wound  starts  at  7:30 AM  with  Ted, Kim and  Bad Pete.   Help  me  in deciding  which  Pirate should  go  on  my  right bicep.... AAAAaaaarrrrrrrrr !!!!!!!!!